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me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers
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Zoom hayamandarae:

Truuuuuu

hayamandarae:

Truuuuuu

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hayamandarae:

Don’t give your time to anyone who makes you feel empty. Give it to those who contribute to your life; not those who take from it.

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Zoom generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

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Zoom highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

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Zoom cunyfirst:

My true inspiration

cunyfirst:

My true inspiration

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Zoom awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

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shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

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howtocatchgosling:

Brad Pitt in 1994

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kettleoat:

atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

sometimes you don’t need to find someone else

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Zoom tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

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Zoom mortisia:

― Pablo Neruda, 100 Love Sonnets | Transparent 

mortisia:

Pablo Neruda, 100 Love Sonnets | Transparent 

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